Heartfelt Gift Giver Pillows

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

How the gift registry should really work

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...