Heartfelt Gesture Expert Gifts

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

Say it with flowers

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Marry me!'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Woman carrying a love heart

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

When mimes make an appointment...

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"