Heartfelt Gesture Expert T-Shirts

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Woman carrying a love heart

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

When mimes make an appointment...