Heartbeat Over Wifi Pillows

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

dog reading EKG

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Need Wi-Fi

'Internet access... internet access....'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Stethoscope

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"...and in this circle the wi-fi is particularly patchy..."

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

Internet Addict Anonymous

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Free Wifi

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

Digital Dinosaur

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'I am the genie of the laptop. What is thy bidding, Webmaster?'