Heartbeat Over Wifi T-Shirts

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

dog reading EKG

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Need Wi-Fi

Stethoscope

'Internet access... internet access....'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"...and in this circle the wi-fi is particularly patchy..."

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Free Wifi

Internet Addict Anonymous

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

Digital Dinosaur

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.