Heartbeat Analyzer Gifts

dog reading EKG

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

"I hear the heartbeat of Manhattan."

Blessed are the pacemakers.

Nancy Ruth is speaking today....

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

'He can sit there and watch his heart rate monitor for hours.'

'We're looking for someone who has enormous confidence during the day and who wakes up worried sick at night.'

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

"I think I may have stood next to someone who might have been near a place where they suspect one of their customer's partners could have had a temperature... So I've come for a Covid test."

"Uh-oh, I think I hear a lawsuit."

"The thing that should bother me don't - should I be worried?"

'Ticker's fine.'