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Sweeping Broken Heart Under the Rug.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Beer Order

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

The stock market sky is falling.

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm addicted to water."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Freddie's water

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

In Disguise.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

"My husband doesn't intimidate me. I do what I want then I get a headache."

"Yeah, its warm..."

a drink at the pub

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

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