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Forced Grin.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The Death of the Blues

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Happiness

In Disguise.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven