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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

In Disguise.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

CEO Incentives

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'