Bonus Hider Prints

Will you help me hide my wretchedly excessive bonus money in my garden? I could. Tree's Trees. But you don't need me to bury money. Not bury it. I want new walls, flowerbeds, trees and water features. A. Hidden in plain sight. Voila!

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

In Disguise.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

CEO Incentives

'My Christmas bonus.'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."