Fake Happiness Theorist T-Shirts

'Was that real purring?'

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Happiness

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

The Pecks state of well being

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"That makes me very happy!"

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

"Maybe I should cut down on the Prozac for awhile!"

I feel happy

"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after."

Mr Happy

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"

Jumping

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