Happiness Philosopher T-Shirts

Don't count money count happiness!

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Chase me, chase me cows.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Man propelled by love

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Women

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'