Happiness Philosopher Gifts

Don't count money count happiness!

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Chase me, chase me cows.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Man propelled by love

Happy Days Are Here Again

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Aging Support Group

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Women

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Who's Dead

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"