Fake Happiness Theorist Prints

'Was that real purring?'

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

Happiness

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

"That makes me very happy!"

The Pecks state of well being

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

Mr Happy

"John Stuart Mill taught that the happiness of the individual is paramount. He didn't name names, but I suspect that you and I are the sort of individual he had in mind."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"Maybe I should cut down on the Prozac for awhile!"

I feel happy

BadNewsBlues it is

"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"