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'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

The Lion Tamer.

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"Don't tell me to chill out!"

"My new vet has the human touch."

"I don't like lying to my husband so I need something to give me a headache."

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

Well, I'm not leaving.

It's a working vacation.

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