Heartache Hider Prints

Sweeping Broken Heart Under the Rug.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Beer Order

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

The stock market sky is falling.

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Freddie's water

"I'm addicted to water."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

In Disguise.

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

"Yeah, its warm..."

"My husband doesn't intimidate me. I do what I want then I get a headache."

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

Rudy, have a seat. I need a word with you. Uh oh. Whenever you use that tone of voice, it means bad news is coming. Are you firing me? Don't panic. Have a seat. Dead man walking!

a drink at the pub

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

Australian Crawl

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."