Heartache Healer Gifts

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Broken Heart

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Psychiatry visit.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

One line a day... Diary 2020