Heart Warmer Gifts

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Climate Change

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Feathered frenzy

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

Love.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Lesbian Couple

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Spring Training

Be a friend.

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

Death warmed up.

'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.'