Heart Warmer Pillows

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Climate Change

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Feathered frenzy

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

Love.

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Lesbian Couple

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Spring Training

Be a friend.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.'

Death warmed up.