Heart-pattern Style Fan Gifts

Balancing two espresso martinis

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Relaxing on a sofa

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

I love you Geyser...

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Beachy Hair

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

French man holding a dish.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'That does it You need glasses'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

Rudolph's after-Christmas job