Graffiti Style Fan Gifts

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Relaxing on a sofa

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Beachy Hair

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

French man holding a dish.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Stainglass Windows '33

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Please (don't) feed Birds.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Pyramid Graffiti

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Portrait Gallery

Time For This Odd House

Red Kangaroo

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"I knew you'd like this place."

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

When an airline raises its prices, is it called skyjacking?

A lot of kids are descendants from a long line their mother's listened to.

You grow up the day you learn to laugh - at yourself.