Graffiti Style Fan Pillows

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Relaxing on a sofa

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Beachy Hair

French man holding a dish.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Stainglass Windows '33

Please (don't) feed Birds.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Pyramid Graffiti

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Portrait Gallery

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

Red Kangaroo

Time For This Odd House

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

"I knew you'd like this place."

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

A lot of kids are descendants from a long line their mother's listened to.

You grow up the day you learn to laugh - at yourself.

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."