Graffiti Fan Pillows

Please (don't) feed Birds.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

A lot of kids are descendants from a long line their mother's listened to.

Is the opening song for a municipal function 'Here comes the bribe'?

You grow up the day you learn to laugh - at yourself.

Never vote on an empty stomach.

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

A trillion here, a trillion there...Pretty soon you're talking about real money.

When an airline raises its prices, is it called skyjacking?

Pyramid Graffiti

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Romantic Graffiti

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Sick Rancher Humor

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

COVID Vaccine

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'