Graffiti Fan Gifts

Please (don't) feed Birds.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

A lot of kids are descendants from a long line their mother's listened to.

Is the opening song for a municipal function 'Here comes the bribe'?

You grow up the day you learn to laugh - at yourself.

Never vote on an empty stomach.

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

A trillion here, a trillion there...Pretty soon you're talking about real money.

When an airline raises its prices, is it called skyjacking?

Pyramid Graffiti

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

Hoodie Hang-out

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Romantic Graffiti

Sick Rancher Humor

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

COVID Vaccine

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

BLESS YOU

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.