Graffiti Lover Pillows

Where does a self-made man get replacement parts?

If one picture speaks a thousand words...A museum speaks volumes.

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

"OK you smart arses...who wrote that on smart bomb number four?"

A Hangover is the Bad Time a Good Time Gives You.

Do Not Wash - This is Test Dirt.

This TV season has hit new highs in lows.

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

'Hey! Everything written in here is 140 characters of less.'

Brains aren't everything - to some people they're nothing.

Women tourists in Rome are feeling the pinch.

If I'm only half drunk it's because I ran out of money.

A dandy can turn a girl's head and everyone else's stomach.

Santa Claus Exists!

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

Laugh and the world laughs with you - cry and you sleep alone.

Doing to many good turns never makes you dizzy.

J. Edgar Hoover's life was a vacuum.

Flattery - the applause that refreshes.

"That's not my tag, he nudged me when I was drawing a willy."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Francis of Assisi Stamps on Ants

"There's the vandal painting graffiti on our cave!"

Drawing Bricks

"I engaged the suspect in pursuit Sir, but somehow, he outran me..."

Big business is not evil

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

"Ok, young man, explain yourself."

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Hmm, a Banksy if ever I saw one!!'

Neurotics are self-taut.

'That's better!'

Acupuncture works...You never see a sick porcupine.