Graffiti Admirer Pillows

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Lazy people have no leisure time.

SUPREME COURT RULES

Nostalgia is a thing of past.

Don't give in church-be good for nothing.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

People who are wrapped up in themselves are always overdressed.

Can't we at least turn the fiscal cliff into a slope.

Swearing makes ignorance audible.

Good medicine discovers how to make health contagious.

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Nothing makes people more suspicious than the facts.

It's smart never to forget your amnesia.

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Art world pays fortune for Banksy rubbish

Graffiti on map of city. Map has arrow saying 'You Are Here', implying that the observers are in a defaced and vandalized area.

"Some joker spray painted on it, but it'll do for the night."

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

Television is elevator music for the eyes.

The best place to rest your head is on a clear conscience.

The meek shall inherit the earth - whatever's left of it.

When you get the second cup free, it's called a coffee break.

Good fences are more comfortable for gossiping.

Lavatory humour

"That's not a tattoo, darling, that's graffiti."

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Giraffe Selfie