Heart-pattern Style Fan Mugs

Balancing two espresso martinis

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Relaxing on a sofa

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

I love you Geyser...

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

French man holding a dish.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

Last week, stingy caf

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'That does it You need glasses'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Rudolph's after-Christmas job