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'I hate when I'm on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off & eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Cures for the void.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

'How is the detox going?'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Books or Junk Food.

A man's health care options.

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."