Healthy Living With A Twist Seekers Gifts

'I hate when I'm on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off & eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Cures for the void.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

Where Pleather Comes From

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Books or Junk Food.

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

'How is the detox going?'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

A man's health care options.

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."