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An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

Books or Junk Food.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Academy.

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

Cyclist

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'What you need is some negative growth.'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

Fat cat running on treadmill.