Healthy Lifestyle Spacers Mugs

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

Academy.

Books or Junk Food.

Cyclist

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'What you need is some negative growth.'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.