Healthy Lifestyle Procrastinator Mugs

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Exercise Class

Secretive Weigh In.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Olive Oil

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Heart Health Levels

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."