Healthy Lifestyle Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the fun-loving, health-conscious procrastinator? Our collection blends humor with motivation, featuring witty designs that acknowledge the struggle of starting or sticking to a healthy lifestyle. Whether they’re humorous about their delays or motivated by their goals, these products make them smile and inspire a bit of action.

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'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.' mockup

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

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Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'. mockup

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

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'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?' mockup

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

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"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!" mockup

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

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Exercise Class

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!" mockup

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

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"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas." mockup

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape." mockup

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

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"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'." mockup

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

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Exercising

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?" mockup

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home." mockup

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

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Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime mockup

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

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"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C" mockup

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

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Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...' mockup

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

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'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.' mockup

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

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'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.' mockup

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

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Witch has Exorcise Video.

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"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life." mockup

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

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'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.' mockup

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

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Olive Oil

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"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work." mockup

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

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"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike." mockup

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

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'My arms are getting shorter.'

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"I want you to learn from my mistakes." mockup

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

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"Will I still be able to not exercise?" mockup

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

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'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.' mockup

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

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Easy chair exercise machines

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An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level. mockup

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

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"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..." mockup

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

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'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.' mockup

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

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"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple." mockup

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

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Heart Health Levels

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"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells." mockup

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

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Healthy Lifestyle Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Healthy Lifestyle Procrastinator Mugs

looking for the perfect mug for the healthy lifestyle procrastinator? Our collection offers humorous and uplifting designs to brighten their day.

Healthy Lifestyle Procrastinator Pillows

Explore cozy pillows that celebrate the playful side of healthy living procrastinators with witty and charming designs.

Healthy Lifestyle Procrastinator Prints

Check out inspiring prints that add humor and positivity to any space, perfect for the creative procrastinator focused on health.

Healthy Lifestyle Procrastinator T-Shirts

Browse our fun t-shirts for the health enthusiast who loves humor and a relaxed approach to wellness goals.