Healthy Lifestyle Comic Gifts

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Health

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'The ailing matisse tries cutting out meat and diary products'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

'Cut way back on grabbing for the gusto, and don't put any salt on it.'

"I'm just messing with you."

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink.

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'