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Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

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"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'The ailing matisse tries cutting out meat and diary products'

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

'If his chart dips down to 15 here, he'll start emitting a hellish, non-stop squeal.'

"I'm just messing with you."

'Cut way back on grabbing for the gusto, and don't put any salt on it.'

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

Your cough IS unproductive, but I'm more concerned by your unmotivated sneezes, your apathetic earache, and your sniffles' overall lack of ambition.

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'