Healthy Lifestyle Humorist T-Shirts

Wear your humor proudly! Our witty t-shirts for health-conscious individuals combine style and comedy, making workout days or casual outings more fun. A clever choice for fitness fans who don't take themselves too seriously.

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'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.' mockup

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

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'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!' mockup

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

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"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?" mockup

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

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"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief." mockup

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

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Lactose Intolerant

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"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber." mockup

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

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"I'm afraid you could go at any time." mockup

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

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PSA Banter.

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'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!' mockup

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?' mockup

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

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Providing Healthcare For All

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'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.' mockup

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

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"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts." mockup

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

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In case of Emergency: Break Glass mockup

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!' mockup

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?' mockup

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet" mockup

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

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Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.' mockup

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged mockup

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

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"Gesundheit!"

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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek." mockup

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

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'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.' mockup

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

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My Dream Valentine

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'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.' mockup

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

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"So, let's catch a wellness wave!" mockup

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.' mockup

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

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'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!' mockup

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

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"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately." mockup

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

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"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem." mockup

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

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Healthy Lifestyle Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Healthy Lifestyle Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of funny mugs perfect for health enthusiasts who love a good laugh during their coffee breaks!

Healthy Lifestyle Humorist Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows featuring hilarious healthy lifestyle quotes and cartoons. A playful addition to any room.

Healthy Lifestyle Humorist Prints

Decorate with humor! Our prints for the health-conscious are full of clever cartoons and motivational laughs that brighten any space.