Healthy Eating Master T-Shirts

'Exercise isn't supposed to be energy efficient!'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Steamed vegetables."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Queen of Quinoa

Secretive Weigh In.