Healthcare Ponderers Pillows

'What's your opinion of National Health care?' 'I hate to think of malingering being a Federal crime.'

Waiting for Pants

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Confined by Coronavirus

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'

'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'

How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'

Lady with facemask smoking

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'

'I'm afraid I have some bad news.'

"Yeah, it's not cheap. But Big Pharma's depending on you."

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

"By the way, I can't afford your fees."

The Walking Dread

101 Things to do while waiting for internet access

"Antacids, antibacterials, antibiotic, antidepressants, antispasmodics...we'd like something positive for a change."

Covid Hate

Vaccine research - please give