Healthcare Dynamics Explorer Gifts

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

A man's health care options.

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'There's been a little mixup, Mr. Root. The computer has the virus not you.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'The doctor is delayed in the hospital. I'm Lulu, the PA's assistant. How may I help you?'

'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'Has the medication had any other side effects?'

'Have I ever fired you, Pete?'

"Any new proposals?"

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

'I have two colds. I'm taking aspirin for one, and hot tea with whisky for the other.'