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"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

A man's health care options.

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'There's been a little mixup, Mr. Root. The computer has the virus not you.'

Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.

'The doctor is delayed in the hospital. I'm Lulu, the PA's assistant. How may I help you?'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Health costs soaring in the U.S., Americans are going to other countries for medical care.

'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'Have I ever fired you, Pete?'

'Has the medication had any other side effects?'

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

"Any new proposals?"

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'