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'The doctor is delayed in the hospital. I'm Lulu, the PA's assistant. How may I help you?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Get well soon!

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"You call all this a side effect?"

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

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Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Drug vending machines at hospital.