Healthcare Dynamics Enthusiast Prints

'The doctor is delayed in the hospital. I'm Lulu, the PA's assistant. How may I help you?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Get well soon!

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Healthy Patients Only

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"You call all this a side effect?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

Drug vending machines at hospital.