Healthcare Chaos Explorer Prints

'I monitor healthcare coverage changes hot off the wire.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

The Best Laid Plans

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Parts and labor?"

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'There's been a little mixup, Mr. Root. The computer has the virus not you.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

The Black Hole of Plans

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'The doctor is delayed in the hospital. I'm Lulu, the PA's assistant. How may I help you?'

'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

'Which way up would you like it?'

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

"You clean him up! You're the one who gave him sleeping tablets and a laxative!"

'Oh no, a few more change orders from Mrs. Fergenson, right?'

'What's the government doing about the jabless?'

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

"You're not making this easier for any of us."

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

Public Health Cuts

"Nine out of ten doctors are in the wrong room."

Medical whistle blowers.

"Unfortunately, your plan covers only doctors who couldn't possibly help you in any way."