Healthcare Evolution Enthusiast Prints

New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Healthy Patients Only

Get well soon!

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"You call all this a side effect?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'