Health Tips Gifts

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"I kept telling him that cheese was bad for his health."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

The new normal

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Fittd shēt

"By labeling it, I control it."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'