Health Tips Gifts

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"I kept telling him that cheese was bad for his health."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

Weird things I do because of the internet

Fittd shēt

The new normal

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"