Health & Safety Enthusiast Pillows

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

"Dad, let me show you how to open the childproof cap."

"The won't let him play conkers at school in case he hurts himself. Why do they let him play rugby?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Cafe Burns.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'