Health And Safety Enthusiast Pillows

'This is your lucky day!'

'I think we need to take another look at your risk-management strategy.'

Safety last.

'When did you last restock the first aid cabinet Miss Tompkins?'

'We need to invent some kind of health and safety procedure to go with this thing.'

'Don't swing and heave, lift and tilt. That's much easier on the back, and, I might add, proper etiquette.'

'Here's Adams with the sign now!'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'No, no Mrs Watkins. Wrapping children in cotton wool flies in the face of all our health and safety guidelines. It's a terrible choke hazard.'

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs.'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

"Get ready to run."

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

'I didn't know you were still allowed to smoke in cartoons?'

Domino construction.

Take care when lifting.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'Gesundheit!'

Woman wears a hat so she can protect herself from falling apples.

Caution Brick Wall: Wear Proper Head Gear.

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"Teacher, teacher!!! Ronny has peanuts!!! Someone might have an allergy!!!"

Disabilities and Health & Safety

We are Fragile!

"Yeah, I know I'm diving at the shallow end."

Crash test dummy of dog

Coronavirus time bomb

"Fantastic concept, but before we try rolling it I suggest we set up a health and safety review committee to draw up a provisional list of issues to consider before. . ."

"Is the home-made hand sanitiser ready yet?"

"Here, put this on if you must sit so close. . ."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."