Health And Safety Aficionado Pillows

'Mind your head'

'They asked me to carry it, but every time I light a cigarette I scorch my eyebrows.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Wear a helmet