Health Regulations Buff Gifts

'This is Martin from the Food Standards Agency...he'll be responsible for your meal tonight!'

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Less Than Zero

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

When government regulations go too far.

Caution: Institutional Guardrails Not Nearly as Strong as We All Thought...

'They're doing their tests now?

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'I'm just running this past legal.'

'Who gets to be the SOB who quotes us the regulations?'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'