Medication Regulation Buff Gifts

Cuba fights illegal sale of medicines

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."

Less Than Zero

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure, but that was before Medicare.'

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'Half the diabetics were given the new drug and responded well. The other half got a placebo and went into shock.'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

'I can't ask you about your age or any health issues. Our insurance provider does, however, require all new hires to sign a ‘Do Not Resuscitate' order.'

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

I can't believe it's not food!

"Looks like dinner's going to take just a little longer."

'I'm from Health & Safety...I wonder if I might have a word...'

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

'We don't know what you have or how to cure it - all we can do is bill you.'